Honey, grab the kids....their coming!!

I am reporting here as a diligent observer not for any grandeur establishment but as an autonomous entity who considers this work to be her civil duty. Sometimes I feel that transsexuality is a curse that my soul must endure as some kind of punishment for an unfortunate misdeed committed in a past life but then I remember that this curse can be turned around and seen as a gift rather, that allows me to observer things and see things in a way that "normals" just can not see. It gives me a smug sense of entitlement watching these poor, misguided citizens of mainstream society toil on with their empty lives, thinking this is it. I feel privileged to know I am beyond them, not because I'm so cool or hip, which I am not, but because they exclude me from their way of life. They don't want me to be part of their civilization and I don't want anything to do with their pathetic way of life, so I will content myself with observing them and ripping on them. Besides harking on dumb asses I will also be looking for really cool technology that folk engineers, scientists, and tinkerers are coming up with and talk about why it is so fucking cool. Bicycles are really cool too and since I ride mine everyday I will probably talk about them or the adventures to be had on them at some point as well.

So, today I was standing in line to get some garbage food, which I sometimes indulge upon, just minding myself when I noticed the lady in front of me in line giving me the usual, "ewe, a scary tranny person" look which I'm totally used to by now as I don't really pass all that well, but what she did next I haven't seen in a while. She looked at me with disgust and then scooped her arm around her boy child pulling him closer and kept her arm around him. I have seen this happen with me a few times, the worst being in a woman's bathroom when a woman in there saw me trying to use the bathroom as a threat to her teenage daughter and she literally put herself between me and her daughter as a way to protect her from my dirty queerness.

I always find it so amazing how poeple think we are perverts and sexual deviants when in fact I would have say that straight men are the true perverted menace in our society. People half hazardously leave their children with these straight guys all the time not thinking that anything is wrong with them but think queers are disgusting pervs. Actually, most of us have already explored the deep dark depths of our sexuality and done some thinking on it and come to some conclusions about it. A lot of straight guys are afraid to go to these places for fear of being gay, a major problem among the mainstreamers, and so instead hold all of these strange sexual ideas in their heads, interpolating them alone and in secret. Some of the perversions that dance around in these guys heads I am even scared of and I'm a pervert in my own right. So, I am way way way more reluctant to leave my child around "the average straight guy" than any queer I know. The only reason I am going out on a limb to say this is because I spent a good deal of my life, living as a straight man and know the kind of fucked up perversions that go through a dudes head. Keeping these creepy thoughts rolling around in their heads without any kind of outlet or discussion and a sense of shame for them being there in the first place is only a breading ground for a potential problem.

So families out there who are afraid of me and my kind, do not worry. We will not hurt your children. Rather, you should be careful around uncle Bob or your good friend Hubert or your sister's boyfriend who is really sweet, she swears he is cause he says so. They are the ones that usually end up in the headlines committing hanus shit. Their minds are going in places you don't even want to know. Trying to protect your kids from me is a waste of time, I will not hurt them but dude bro might. He's the one you should be sheilding your kids from.